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Novos significados de algumas palavras da Língua Portuguesa:
Abreviatura - Abrir a porta de um carro de polícia

Alopatia - Ligar para a tia

Barbicha - Boteco para Gay

Determina - Prender uma garota

Típica - Função do mosquito

Volátil - Avisar ao tio que você vai lá.

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Será que eu sou a única pessoa que nunca levou ovada na vida?
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Sempre que acaba ‘Todo Mundo Odeia o Chris’, eu canto junto “EveryBody Hatesssssssssssssss Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiis” ♪

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Quando pegam seu celular pra ler as sms e tudo mais
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